Welcome to my-cutecrap@bs!

I HAVE MOVED SOMEWHERE ELSE (:

Under 16 you're anorexic, or close to it.
17-50 you're normal.
51 or over sorry you're a big, fat, fatty.

You have eaten or drank this week:

[x] water
[ ] orange juice.
[x] milk.
[x] soda.
[ ] beer
[ ] champagne.
[ ] any other alcohol.
[ ] v8.
[ ] raspberry tea.
[ ] grape juice
[ ] cranberry juice.
[ ] apple juice.
[ ] capri sun.
[ ] hi-c.
[ ] chocolate milk.
[ ] strawberry milk.
[ ] coffee.
[ ] lemonade.

total: 3

[ ] pizza.
[ ] tacos.
[ ] burritos
[x] rice.
[x] beans.
[x] fries.
[ ] lays.
[ ] baked lays.
[ ] burger king.
[x] mcdonald's.
[ ] wendy's.
[ ] checkers.
[ ] ham.
[x] cheese.
[ ] hot dog/corn dog.
[x] chicken.
[ ] turkey.
[ ] beef.
total: 9

[ ] rice/soy cakes.
[ ] chocolate cake.
[ ] vanilla cake.
[ ] other kind of cake
[ ] banana.
[ ] strawberries.
[x] grapes.
[ ] chocolate ice cream.
[ ] vanilla ice cream.
[ ] strawberry ice cream
[ ] another kind of ice cream
[ ] spaghetti.
[ ] spagettios.
[ ] fetuccini.
[x] another kind of pasta.
total: 11

[ ] sushi.
[ ] shrimp.
[ ] lobster.
[ ] crab.
[ ] cheeseburger/burger.
[x] cookies
[ ] pork.
[ ] snack cakes.
[ ] popcorn.
[x] noodles.
[x] cereal.
[x] crackers.
[x] bread
[ ] marshmallows.
[ ] oats.
[ ] grits.
total: 16

[ ] peanut butter.
[ ] peanuts.
[ ] sunflower seeds.
[ ] nuts.
[ ] popsicles
[x] lettuce.
[x] eggs.
[ ] bacon.
[ ] poptarts.
[ ] doritos.
[ ] fried chicken.
total: 18

[x] pudding.
[ ] cheesecake.
[ ] hershey's chocolate.
[ ] granola bar.
[ ] mango.
[ ] pineapple.
[ ] peach.
[ ] chicken sandwich.
[ ] baked potato.
[x] other fruit.
total: 20

I'M NORMAL TOO! YAY! HI5 CHRYST, HAHAHA.

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The BBC believes most people will have only read 6 of the 100 books here. How do your reading habits stack up?

Instructions:
Copy this into your NOTES. Look at the list and put an 'x' after those you have read. Tag other Bookworms and publish.

(WHEEE Chryst thinks I'll have at least 20 but I DOUBT SO HAHAH)

(x) 1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
( ) 2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien (I don't get why people like it,srsly!)
(x) 3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
(x) 4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling (OMG LOVE HARRY POTTER SERIES HAHA!!)
(x) 5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee (IT'S AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME!)
( ) 6 The Bible
(x) 7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte (I read it 'cos it was mentioned in Twilight HAHAHA)
( ) 8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
(x)9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman (VERY NICE LEH. Thanks for recommending it to me, Sarah!! AND RACHEL LIM, IT'S NOT BORING D<)
(x)10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
(x)11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott (ONE OF THE BEST EVER!!!<3)
( )12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
( )13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
( )14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
( )15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
( )16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
( )17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
( )18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
(x)19 The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger (my FAVOURITE book of all time. OMGOMG ALL MUST READ!!!!!!! :D)
( )20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
( )21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
( )22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
( ) 23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
( )24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
( )25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
( )26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
( )27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
( )28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
( )29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
( )30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
( )31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
(x)32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
( )33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
(x)34.Emma - Jane Austen
( )35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
(x)36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
( )37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
( )38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
( )39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden (eh i want to read this leh D:!!)
( )40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
(x)41 Animal Farm - George Orwell
(x)42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown (WHY DON'T YOU READ DAN BROWN, CHRYST! DAN BROWN IS AWESOME!!)
( )43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
( )44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
( )45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
(x)46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery (love<3)
( )47 Far From The Maddening Crowd - Thomas Hardy
( )48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
( )49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding
( )50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
( )51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
( )52 Dune - Frank Herbert
( )53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
(x)54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
( )55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
( )56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
( )57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens (I read halfway in P4 then I gave up LOLOL!!)
( )58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
( )59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night - Mark Haddon
( )60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
( )61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
( )62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
( )63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
( )64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
( )65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
( )66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
( )67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
( )68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
( )69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
( )70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville
(x)71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
( )72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
(x)73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett (MUAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA IN YOUR FACE THIS ONE I ALSO GOT READ, CHRYSTAL HAHAHAHHAH!)
( )74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
( )75 Ulysses - James Joyce
( )76 The Inferno - Dante
( )77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
( )78 Germinal - Emile Zola
( )79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
( )80 Possession - AS Byatt
( )81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens (the super simple version only LOL!)
( )82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
( )83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
( )84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
( )85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
( )86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
(x)87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White
(x)88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom (SHEESH CHRYSTAL, READ IT SINCE YOU OWN IT!)
( )89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
(x)90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton (OMGOMG I USED TO BE CRAZY ABOUT THIS. Moonface!!! Silky!!! I STILL REMEMBER HAHAHA)
( )91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
( )92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery (hi5 Chrystal, I want this too LOL)
( )93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
( )94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
( )95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
( )96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
( )97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
( )98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare
(x)99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
( )100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo (I WATCHED THE MUSICAL!)

WOW I DEFINITELY GOT ABOUT 20 HAHAHAH YAY CHRYSTAL IN YOUR FACE ;X. I either got 21 or 22 I don't know lah, SO HARD TO COUNT! (If you have nothing to do, you can help me count :D LOL)

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GUYS!

Name 3 males in your life: DUCKEH, JACKY AND...TIMOTHY o_o. (LOL of the 3, 2 are codenames HAHAHA)

How many of them are family?: ONE! :D. Timmy the most irritating and adorable brat on earth.

How many of them are exes?: Zero!

Are any of them single?: Yes!

Are any of them gay?: LOL I DOUBT SO!

Are any of them younger than you?: TIMMY LOR HAHAHA.

Who’s the tallest?: JACKY HAHAHAH!

Who’s the smartest?: Although Timmy is the youngest. TIMMY IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE SMARTEST LOLOL. (Doesn't that say a lot about the other two's intelligence levels HAHAHA)

Who’s the oldest?: DUCKEH!

Who’s the most talkative?: TIMMY LAH. SO MUCH CRAP OMG LOLOL.

Who’s the most sensitive?: So hard to answer this one. TIMMY LA TIMMY LA. HAHAHA.

Who’s the most relaxed?: Duckeh!

Who’s the biggest player?: ROFL, Timmy loves to flirt with all his P3 female classmates XD DUCKEH.

Who drinks the most?: What the heck, Duckeh LOL.

Can any of them drive?: NOOOOOO HAHA.

Can any of them dance?: YES TIMMY CAN SHAKE IT HAHAHHA.

Can any of them sing?: Timmy is in choir!! THE OTHER TWO, NO NO NO NO LOL.

Can any of them hold conversation?: YES, DUCKEH AND TIMMY ARE BEST AT THAT. Though Timmy always enters rubbish-land after a few minutes.

Have you ever kissed any of them?: I like kissing Timmy on the cheek 'cos it really irritates him HAHA!

Have you ever cuddled any of them?: TIMMY IS SUPER NICE TO CUDDLE IF HE'S NOT SWEATY AND SMELLY. If you've seen Timmy before, you'd know why HEHEH.

Have you ever argued with any of them?: OF COURSE!!!

Have you ever had a fight with any of them really?: TIMMY BIT ME BEFORE. BIT ME!! And Duckeh and I had this weird kicking fight before HAHA!

Have you ever seen any of them cry?: Timmy cries soooo easily, Duckeh used to be like that too.

Have you ever seen any of them bleed?: YES!!!

Have you ever seen any of them drunk?: EH, no lah LOL!

Have you ever seen any of them high?: (There was once Timmy was so high - I forgot why - THAT HE PEED IN HIS PANTS AHAHAHAHA).

Have any of them ever made you jealous?: Walao I don't even want to answer this question. DUHHHHH.

Are there any of them you would swap for a celebrity?: NO NO NO! OMG NO!


GIRLS!

Name 3 females in your life: Chrystal('cos she used me too LOL), Yiling and Fangning (Chryst wanted me to use RGS girls LOL)

Are any of them family?: NO. But Chryst is my SAPS mummy HAHAHA!

Are any of them crushes?: What the heck, NO LOL.

Are any of them exes?: OH YA HOR. CHRYST IS KINDA LIKE MY EX!

Are any of them single?: *COUGH* TWO ARE! *COUGH* So ONE ISN'T. *COUGH!!!!*

Who’s the prettiest?: I'm nice so I'll say all pretty HAHAH!

Who’s the most popular with boys?: CHRYSTAL (HAHAHA!)

Who’s the smartest?: Honestly, they're all equally smart! (SEE CHRYST I SAID YOU'RE SMART LOL.)

Who’s the ditziest?: ...CHRYSTAL. (CHRYSTAL LEE HOW COULD YOU SAY I'M THE DITZIEST LOL)

Who’s the friendliest?: Fangning and Chrystal TIE LOL.

Who’s the bitchiest?: CHRYSTAL CHRYSTAL CHRYSTAL LOL.

Who’s the easiest to talk to?: Chrystal!

Who’s the best drinker?: I'M SURE IT'S CHRYSTAL LOL.

Who’s the most innocent?: FANGNING, WITHOUT A DOUBT.

Can any of them dance?: I GUESS ALL CAN DANCE HAHAHA!

Can any of them not swim?: I think all can swim so yah.

Can any of them drive?: NO! HAHA.

Have you ever told any of them that you love them?: DUHHHHH. I always say that to Chryst and sometimes to Fangning BUT YILING AH... HAHAHA!!! Yiling is a monkey while I am a woman LOL (HAHAHA)

Have you ever argued with any of them?: ERRR ALL EXCEPT FANGNING LOL. Fangning is too nice lah HAHA.

Have you ever had a fight with any of them?: NOT A REAL REAL REAL FIGHT!

Have you ever seen any of them cry?: Only Chrystal! LOL.

Have you ever made any of them cry?: NO OF COURSE NOT. I am a nice person!

Have you ever seen any of them drunk?: NO, but I'm sure I'll see Chryst drunk one day HEHEH. (OMG IT WOULD BE SO HILARIOUS.)

Have you ever seen any of them high?: OF COURSEEEE. I always go super high with Chryst HAHAHA! AND WITH YILING TOO. In class we're always giggling and going nuts over teachers and whatnot. LOL we have too many inside jokes already :X.

Have you ever been jealous of any of them?: Yes, haha! But I don't like 'jealousy' as a whole so I refuse to talk about it.

Have you ever been scared of any of them?: I FEAR BOTH YILING AND CHRYSTAL BECAUSE THEY CAN BE SCARY LOLOL!! Fangning is too nice for me to fear XD.

Do you love any of them?: I LOVE ALL I LOVE ALL I LOVE ALL!!! :D (OK MAYBE I DON'T LOVE YILING THE MONKEY) KIDDING KIDDING!


GENERAL
Do you get along better with girls or boys?: GIRLS LOL.

Do you wish you had more girlfriends?: EHHHH... I ALWAYS WELCOME MORE FRIENDS :D. LOL the more the merrier!

Do you wish you had more boyfriends?: SAME HERE. I ALWAYS WELCOME MORE FRIENDS :D.

Do you sometimes befriend people because you’re attracted to them?: SO VAGUE?! What is your definition of 'attracted'?! AIYA, I BEFRIEND PEOPLE IF I LIKE THEM LAH HAHAHA.

Have you ever been stabbed in the back by a friend?: Yes! I agree with Chryst, who hasn't?!

Have you ever been the backstabber?: Yes :\